Year of the Zac


The 2009 Creativity 50: Zach Galifianakis.


1 comment
  1. Bambi said:

    He looks like the guy I dated in junior high. He was my math teacher and he took my innocence – in the back seat of his Chrysler, behind the dumpster at the 7-11, in the disabled toilet at school during a free period. I fell pregnant but my strong Christian values prevented me from terminating the result of our steamy dalliances. As a compromise he pushed me down a set of stairs which neatly solved the issue. He later married our head cheerleader and they have three beautiful kids. I’ve managed to carve out a successful career as a high class escort with a client list that is a who’s who of the upper echelons of business, politics and Hollywood. I still wonder what life would have been like if I’d had my baby (who I have long thought of as Jazzmin) but then I realise I probably wouldn’t have been pampered, and indeed jammed, by so many successful, wealthy and powerful men. Everything happens for a reason. I must dash – my 6.30pm is here. He doesn’t like to be kept waiting.

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