Grab some things that represent who you are, slap them down on a scanner along with your face and there you are. Internet phenom… away you go. Then as some other people have mentioned just wait a little while and up it will pop in an ad somewhere. This is getting so easy someone will just write a program to do it soon. Track down the latest wired pop culture blip on the radar, find tenuous link to the product and apply logo. Job done. More time for foosball. Woot.